Spewglue
after a long night of jerking off, some dudes forget to wipe all the spew off their p-b-s and it calcifies into a dried superglue sort of consistency. this is not easily cleaned up. requires a brillo pad with a lot of rubbing……spew glue has been known to turn toxic. closely related to the phenomenon known as “sm-gm-”
“i was going for a world record to see how many times i could jack off before i p-ssed out, and then i….well….p-ssed out! i woke up and my p-b-s were glued to my shorts with spewglue……
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