Sphincter Rub
1) a delicate and imprecise act in which the partner about to engage in -n-l drilling for rectal exploration (in order to look for alternative energy sources; get your mind out of the gutter, people) gently m-ssages his or her -rs-hole to stimulate, making small circular motions. lubrication is strongly recommended, especially if you plan to dive in there later on using something else
2) a pain relieving cream for the -n-s once used in southeast asia; was taken off shelves for good in 1997 following a cl-ss-action lawsuit stemming from complaints that the directions didn’t clearly state the cream should be taken out of the can when applied.
3) a grunge band from seattle. just not one of the good ones, like pearl jam or alice in chains. and no, they’re not around anymore.
steve: so, you tried -n-l with maggy?
joe: yeah man, but don’t worry; i was all about setting the mood with a good, spiritual sphincter rub. that, and playing the very best of hall and oates in the background.
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