Sphyncphony
pr-nounced: “ss-fink-fonee”
a distinctly intricate compound fart, characterised by an extended succession of harmonious ‘trump’ elements in an unusual composition. comprises of more than three individual tones, which when blended together audibly- form a piece of gaseous music from one’s -n-l p-ssage.
a difficult skill to master, involving the contraction and controlled blowing of the -n-s. usually apparent after ingestion of pro-methane-production food stuffs, such as protein shakes, jrac food or the consumption of solid effervescent tablets.
when more than one “sphyncphony” is played from several anii (-n-s, plural) , this is commonly known as an orchestral sphyncphony, or a f-cking smelly disaster.
an unforgiving volume of odour-rich methane gas is usually a bi-product of a sphyncphony. volumes of gas have been recorded to fill a 5 person bedroom.
repels all female species and may be used as a room-mate deterrent.
after a succession of farts, -laughs- “holy sh-t, that was a sphyncphony! a love it”
“i need a trump…” -performs sphyncphony and p-sses off rick- – “you smelly b-st-rd”!
“pull my finger…” -tugs left index finger- – cries with laughter due to sphyncphony.
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