spicy donut
a chaffed/inflamed -n-s, normally due to walking too much in a moist environment. called a spicy donut because in order to cure it you must either glaze or powder it.
guy 1: dude i worked a double today and totally have a spicy donut
guy 2: put some neosporin or gold bond on that nasty sh-t yo.
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