1. pole dancing on a square pillar while deep throating a remote control
2. a perfectly innocent dice game good for families
1. wow, that stripper was really good at spicy farkle!
2. wow, that little girl has really good luck with dice! i bet she always wins spicy farkle
the process of one vomiting a bit in one’s mouth, than sucking it back down. d-mn, i just had an upslurpy and it tasted like cr-p.
the unfortunate disease of c-mming every time one is excited. similar to narcolepsy, which is falling asleep each time the brain is stimulated to excitement. after seeing the abundance of presents under the tree, pete j-zzed in his pants, just like those guys on that video. pete suffers from c-mcolepsy.
- Just got Jerry Springer.
when a relationship gets complicated due to friend, family member, or x boyfriend getting your girlfriend pregnant. ultimately ending in a break up. me and my girlfriends relationship just got jerry springer. she’s pregnant with her x husband. there divorce was final three months ago. had to break up. they got back together. her x […]
- nut jacket
when lint acc-mulates on the nut sack after being in your pants on a hot sweaty day. man my nut jacket yesterday was totaly janky.
of or pertaining to the testicular region of the human male. while playing football, my son accidentally kicked me in the n-ts-ckular area. n. portmanteau of “spectacular” and “n-ts-ck” denoting something to be awesome–usually used in either a sarcastic or tongue-in-cheek manner. used only between males. annoyer: d00d, i just p00ned j00! annoyee: yep. you’re […]