spiderbomb
the art of placing one’s clenched fist inside another human being. once inside, opening the palm and ‘twiddling’ one’s fingers.
fat: i well got spiderbombed last night!
slag: did you? what’s it like?
fat: imagine fisting, but they tickle you with their fingers at the same time.
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