Spit and Shine


the act of spitting into both palms of your hands, grabbing your partner’s genitals (male/female), and jerking/rubbing them in a furious yet delightful pattern. can often be -ssociated with heavy gagging.
male 1: hey man, how was it last night with your girl, did you score?
male 2: not much, man, she gave me a wicked spit and shine though!
male 1: spit and shine, whats that?
male 2: -spits-, -spits-, -proceeds to make disgusting and repulsive deepthroating sounds-

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