Spit-Poked


derived from spit-roast.

two lads looking at s-xy girls flirty profile on facebook and both poke her at the same time. you can then post on her comments that she’s just been spit-poked :-p
‘while at work browsing facebook on our mobiles’

“hey dave” you seen this chick on facebook? wow! she’s hot dude lets give her a spit-poke so she knows it.

(she knows who you are and that your both looking at her s-xy pictures and she loves the attention of being spit-poked)

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