Splash Damage

1. while using the bathroom, water splashes up from the toilet bowl and hits you in the b-tt.

2. injury caused by being in the blast radius of a weapon like the bfg9000 or a rocket launcher.
1. j-panese toilets may be odd, but they cut down on splash damage.

2. player1 discovered splash damage.
when taking a cr-p the water in the toilet splashes up striking your -n-s or your biffins bridge
you better pray you dont get plash damage if your taking a dump in a chemical loo
damage caused in some mmorpgs and strategy games (warcraft iii) where the attack does damage to one unit and then veers off, hitting other nearby units.
my catapult’s m-ssive splash damage just 0wned your infantry rush.
an accidental strike of sperm
i was in a three way and i accidentially did some splash damage to the other guy
when you are taking a sh-t, and the urine contaminated toilet water from the last person flies up straight into your -ss hole before it has time to close.
samuel was taking a sh-t at the mcdonals on castro street in san francisco but he forgot to protect himself from splash damage and now he has aids in his r-ct-m.
when pain has been inflicted on an individual to such an extent that surrounding by-standers can’t help but sympathize with the victim.
bob: so i heard steve got kicked in the b-lls by his girlfriend.

tom: f-ck ya, i was there, every dude in the cl-ss room including our teacher suffered major splash damage.
the worst kind of damage
the d-mn negro beaver splash damged me while i was walking to lipinskis