Splat Patty
very similar to a squat patty but with a slight difference in that this variation tends to send the toilet water splattering back up on your -ss.
after the 6 burritos he had for breakfast, james found himself sitting on the toilet dropping a squat patty that he ended up having to use the entire roll of toilet paper cleaning up afterwards.
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