the remnants of a big, gross toiletbowl blowout. when someone deficates in the toilet with such velocity that feces is blown all over the sides and underneath the seat.
man after eating all of that spoiled seafood, that dude ran in there and shook the walls with an explosive, gross splatter dragon! i would hate to be the janiter on that one!
- split the oldies
when some establishment/person/company/ent-ty has taken an object and made it inaccessible or removed it from public or personal consumption, they are said to have “split the oldies” on that object. after using facebook for a year, phil split the oldies on mysp-ce. – as a new year’s resolution, liz split the oldies on her coffee […]
- squiffle squaff
when a male rubs his sweaty n-ts-ck over an unsuspecting sleeping victims forehead, resulting in a sound that if spelled out in words would be “squiffle squaff” only works when the n-ts-ck is sweaty. if not sweaty, it will not make a sound, it will just tickle the victims forehead. i gave martha a good […]
- first shirt
an air force term (circa 1960s). another name for a squadron’s first sergeant. sometimes just called “the shirt” “the captain and the first shirt are checking out the barracks today” “the shirt is on my case and wants to give me an article 15”.
- squiffy time
the appointed time of a day to consume numerous alcoholic beverages to the point of inebriation. what time is it? it’s quarter to squiffy time.
– universal dating scheme used in the popular star trek series’ captains log, stardate 47410.2