splatter special
what happens the morning after a curry (or any other spicy food) when you find yourself racing to the bathroom to empty your bowel before you foul yourself. the sh-t seems to spray everywhere.
i experienced a splatter special last night, and was forced to wipe down the seat cos it was covered with sh-t.
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