squeezebulb


commonly known as the bulb on the end of a douche or a turkey baster. also, slang for pathetically slow or bad driver; often encountered when in a hurry to get somewhere.
i’ll get to work on time if i can just get past this squeezebulb in front of me!

that squeezebulb at the head of the line is driving like he’s been smoking heroin for breakfast.

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