Splenda

artificial sweetener. the packet says it tastes like sugar, but it actually tastes like pencils.
barista: would you like some splenda in your latte?

customer: no! i freaking hate splenda! it tastes like pencils! why are you putting pencils in my latte?
fairly new artificial sweetener that some people think may be dangerous, but the splenda people, of course, deny it.
what to do?
omg what am i gonna do about my rash i got after eating splenda?
artificial sweetner that tastes like cr-p

stop putting it in your diet drinks, jones soda co.!
diet jones sucks because it uses splenda
word to describe your day or how you’re feeling. comes from the word splendid and splenda(the artificial sweetner). instead of saying splendid, as in you had a nice day, say slpenda because it was almost good but not the real thing.
1. “how was you’re day?”
“meh. it was splenda.”

2. you’re days not bad but its not great..its splenda.
someone who acts very sweet, but is actually faking it just to get attention
you’re such a d-mn splenda, you fake b-tch.
that horrid sweetner that claims to taste like sugar when it only taste like sh-t. now soccermoms want thier kids to use this sh-t too. it tastes bitter and leaves a wierd feeling on the back of your throat.
-on box- “splenda made from sugar and tastes like sugar”

me: “i’m gonna try this when i get home.”

me: -drinks coffee- “f-cking liars.”
commonly known as a sugar subst-tue, splenda may also be used as an adjective referring to a bis-xuality. in addition, sugar is also used as an adjective when referring to somone who is h-m-s-xual.

” girl, give it up. that man is splenda. next he’ll be lovin’ it up on your brother.”