splijq


pr-nounced “splike” (rhyming with bike or dyk-) in which the “q” is expressed with a guttural and not plosive “k” sound.

pl. “splijqr” (spliker)

n.) bizarre, awkward feeling when one’s equilibrium has been disrupted by means of someone interrupting one’s course of action.

vb.) to experience a splijq.
n.) i was going to go get some sodas, but my friend stood up to go get them first, causing me to experience an awkward splijq.

vb.) this dude made me splijq when he took the book i was reaching for and my hand just hovered there for a second.

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