splishing
is the specific action of trawling through different profiles on online dating/networking sites.
girl: what have you been doing on the computer all day?
guy: i’ve been splishing.
flushing the toilet while your sh-t is still coming out, thus making a whirlpool effect to avoid splatter/splashing
splishing my helped the bathroom from smelling like sh-t and kept the rest of my -ss clean from the sh-tty water
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