Sploodle


a universal term used to express any emotion from anger to joy.
can also be used as a derogatory term to someone who spends their lunch hour sulking in the library, reading manga or doing other solitary activities.
lolgurl: like, omg! colbie calliat is coming to town next weekend! i’m so sploodle, i could cry!

loldude: oh-em-gee. like i give a sploodle about her and her happy music! give me more mindless self indulgence!

or:
wannabejock: hey, do you see that girl over there sitting by herself by those comics? she’s such a sploodle, she doesn’t have any friends!

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