Sploose


a word used when an event or person is perceived as -rg-smic or has the ability to make the user of the word oragasm.
alex-“oh my god here comes jess, she is so god d-mn s-xy!”
tom-“sploose”

alex-“at this party tonight there are going to be free jelly shots and topless waiters dude!”
tom-“sploose”

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