spongmonkey
a googly eyed jungle rodent that has m-ssive teeth and can sing and play the guitar
one day i was walkin in the jungle when i saw a spongmonkey playing the guitar
the spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. this is their story:
once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
the spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endors-m-nt with quiznos subs, needless to say, the spongmonkeys h-t the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. what luck!
the spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.
1. a crazy-looking rat-like thing that sings.
2. the quizno’s subs mascot.
3. an individual who likes the moon.
1. i recentally when to the spong monkey’s concert. it was incredable!
2. the song monkeys like tha subs, cuase they a dolla off!
3. my friend, who is a real spong monkey, likes to stare at the moon for hours on end.
they like tha moon!
“we like tha moon!”
the singing mascot for quizno’s subs!!!!
spongmonkeys rock my face off
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