spontaneous bidet
incident in which you take a dump, and the toilet splashes you back in perineum. this is different from a regular bidet in that it’s the toilet water that’s splashing you, not a directed tap.
as a rule, this nearly never happens at home, and it frequently happens when you’re forced to use a stall with overtly nasty waters or after you’ve already urinated.
person one: i’m a little worried. i had to use the portajohn at the airshow, and it gave me a spontaneous bidet.
friend: dude, you need to see your doctor.
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