spoon feed
1. when a car and/or truck will not accept fuel at the fastest rate posible from the pump and the fuel pumper must slow the flow rate down to a trickle to keep the fuel from backing up and splashing out of the fuel opening.
i had to spoon feed that u-haul truck because gas was spitting out.
v.
1) to give out information in an overly obvious, even patronizing manner. done intentionally for the purpose of being rude, or perhaps done by a teacher too lazy to engage his/her students in discussion (by attempting to prevent discussion by leaving no room for speculation). done unintentionally by people simply trying to be clear (i’m toeing the line right now, lol), or by those who don’t understand the power of understatement. when such behavior is comical–see captain obvious
2) telling people only what they want to hear, or only what you want them to hear, aka, disguising opinion as fact.
not to be confused with spoonfed, which refers to those who are unable to care for themselves physically or mentally and so must rely on others. derogatory.
1) example:
customer: so, what’s wrong with my car?
mechanic: well, there seems to be a problem with a differential…differentials are sets of gears that…
customer: hey, no need to spoonfeed me, sir. just give me the facts.
2)think back on all the political speeches you’ve ever heard or polit. editorials you’ve read. remember the ones telling you to ‘take heart in the current crisis, and stand strong, because america is g-d’s country and we will triumph over evil’?
yeah. spoooonfeeeeeding
the act of cupping one’s hand and farting into it. then putting it over the nose of someone else when they inhale.
dude#1. i ate mexican food and had gas all day so i decided to spoon feed the old lady. the b-tch threw-up and is all p-ssed at me.
dude#2. that sucks. did it smell like taco’s?
to set up your buddy with a girl who is dtf and open to the idea of a one time bang – via someone you know. ex: your girlfriend, sister, mom.. h-ll, even grandma if you’re sick like that.
jerome, recently dumped by his girlfriend, needed a boost. i decided i’d try to cheer him up with a spoon feed.
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