SPOONIFER THE CUTLERY MESIAH
the almighty overlord of all spoons , master and superior being of the cutlery drawer , the most powerfull of all the rhubarbish creations and most likely the future ruler of the known universe , first the cutlery drawer then the kitchen then the world … muahhahahahahah
”spoonifer the cutlery mesiah shall rule in eternity”
”spoonifer the cutlery mesiah shall asemble an army of spoons from the mighty dishwasher and crush the rebelious forks from the cutlery drawer”
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