sporking

trying to do two things at once which make you terible at both
i was trying to get good grades and keep a social life at same time but i ended up just sporking and failing at both
the act of spooning with the addition of an erection.
we fell asleep… then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!
an phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. often leads to either -n-l s-x, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.
kimberly: i thought we were just spooning, but then i felt something hard between my -ss cheeks and realized we were sporking.

jessica: cool.
sporking is a phenomenon experienced
only by the male of the species.
simply defined ‘spork’
is the awkward b-n-r that the male develops
during non-s-xual cuddling
with a friend of the attractive s-x.
more specifically it is the time before
the friend discovers said b-n-r
when the male has to move around a little
bit to hide it.

generated from the phrase,
“innocent cuddling?
right. we all know what happens there.
spooning leads to forking!”

dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night
it was just me a sally, and i was totally sporking.
to stab someone with a spork
that f-cker is sporking everyone
the act of spooning with the male’s reproductive organ placed inside the woman’s b-ttcrack. not fully inserted into the r-ct-m, but just inserted enough so that the p-n-s is “blanketed” by the b-ttocks.
hot dogs; sporking
verb – the action of a man big spooning his partner, then achieving an erection, thereby poking his partner with his p-n-s. in effect, behaving as both a spoon and a fork at one time.
last night linda asked me to spoon her while she watched the oc. i told her only if i got something out of it too. she offered by allowing to sporking instead.
a kind of foreplay. where the man has a b-n-r while in the act of spooning.
shannen: baby, what’s the poking me?
louis: my p-n-s.
shannen: oh ok.
-falls back asleep while getting sporking-

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