Spring Break Surprise
when you f-ck a chick on a beach during spring break with-out a condom. as you are c-mming inside of her, grab a handful of sand and throw it in her eyes and run! nine months later…surprise!!!
yo, the b-tch i gave that spring break surprise to in acapulco found me! she said she wants child support. f-ck, i wish i gave her a screaming seagull instead.
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