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baller #1: hey dude, did you see the new topical.tirade on springwells?

baller #2: of course i did. i read that sh-t like it’s my godd-mned bible.

scrub: what are you guys talking about?

baller #1: we are speaking of something which will forever escape yr understanding.

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