Spunch

more formally thought of a punch in the groin/t-st-cl- area, this is incorrect, as it is in fact a punch on the b-ttock (or both b-ttocks). spunch is a combo of the words ‘spank’ and ‘punch’. it is not s-xual, it is ment to be harmful. it can be given to either a male or female, but only in private.
omg, lena just spunched luca.

i just spunched someone.

my b-ttocks hurt from that extreme spunching
{spunch ; spunched ; spunching; spunchage}

the act of a female, striking a male in the groin and/or t-st-cl- area, with no real intention of harm. usually the result of a sarcastic comment.
1.danny joked with jaden sarcasticly , in return, jaden spunched danny to his knees.

2. danny needs to find a girl who’s not into spunching so much.

3. all the spunchage going on in that relationship led their demise.
the act of simultaneously punching the taint during a male’s -j-c-l-t–n.
in order to heighten his -rg-sm, tony’s lover spunched him during a s-xual romp.
1. (n) a mooching free-loader that takes everyones sh-t and doesnt offer payment of any sort

2. (n) j-zz, s-m-n, man gravy, spooge, p-n-s pudding
1. dude, tom is such a f-cking spunch, his free-loading -ss used all of my sh-t this weekend and didn’t pay me back.

2. ryan will never know that when he went home for the weekend, spunch was intricately blasted all over his pillow; we hope he enjoys our p-n-s pudding…no h-m-.
an epically powerful punch drunkenly threatened against something or someone deemed incredibly annoying…rarely ever landed, much less thrown. came from a drunk friend of mine who told me that he wanted to punch someone on tv, but slurred before he could get the word out so it came out “spunch”. it snowballed from there.
drunk one: “that -sshole….on tv….why, i’m gonna spunch him….if i ever…..meet him.”
drunk two: “i’ll spunch him too!”