spunker


a milf over the age of fifty.variations include sp-nkilicious and sp-nk dumpster.
“d-mn, your grandma is a sp-nker.”
close friend or confidante, favoured aquaintance.
dy’a fancy a pint me old sp-nker ?
a crazy trio, who knows no danger, and fails to see the bigger picture. they always have each others’ backs and lives in the moment of the day. they always succeed in getting the guy, but never use their powers for evil. finally they have a personal belief that all things can be forgiven…. with chocolate and a good movie of couse!

this mysterious word sprung up when someone asked who these three chicks from tenino were. they, in turn, replied, “we are the sp-nkers.”

not to be mixed up with the spankers or the spank-hers!
mary, heather and krista were considered the sp-nkers of the school.

the laid back sp-nkers enjoyed the simple pariers lifestyle, as long as they were friends.
a giant dong that is also known as the shaft
i splooged out of my sp-nker

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