Spunko


name often attributed to larger than life characters famous for their s-xual exploits. often a humorous individual with an array of mum jokes at their disposal. a defining characteristic of a sp-nko is “creative hair”.
what did you get up to last night sp-nko?
sp-nko that is very creative hair.
person 1: “i had a good time last night.”
sp-nko: “that’s what your mum said.”
person 2: “owwwww he said your mum!”
an imaginary character in the ducko comics. he wears a spiderman mask and carries a backpack of random things (ninja stars, lighters, airsoft gun, lotion, 2 aa battery, swiss knife, etc). does stupid things. usually sways ducko to do stupid stuff as well…
sp-nko wants to destroy everything. he is not stupid… he has common sense.
he doesn’t really care about others, just himself… after all, he’s just an imaginary character.
sp-nko took a pint of my blood while i was sleeping to sale for 10 bucks.
sp-nko looks like a knock off of strongbad.
why the h-ll does sp-nko wear a spiderman mask?

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