spurtprise
a surprise -j-c-l-t–n either by premature -j-c-l-t–n or as a practical joke.
i spurtprised my girlfriend this morning with a facial.
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a combination of a spinner and curvy body type. 1. a conjoining of 2 s-xy body types i.e; hubba hubba!! 2. rarely seen in regions outside of the pacific northwest.;-) “she describes herself as curvy–but she’s closer to a spinner for me. so, i’d say she’s spurvy.”
- Floppy Montage
a form of nude riverdance in which groups of 100 or more men flop their p-n-sis in syncronisation, often to a gyrating polka rhythm or cl-ssical beethoven hey michael! me and the guys were thinking about getting together for a floppy montage tonight, you in?
- Floppy Wobber
a flamboyant person. a rainbow. he’s such a floppy wobber
- flopta monsta
nothing. it doesn’t exist. i had a dream that i was getting attacked by a flopta monsta but then i woke up and realized it doesn’t exist.
- FMW
abbreviation of f-ck my wife 1. “dude we need to be up at six tomorrow,” “aww fmw, i hate my life.” 2. “f-ck my wife! she is nice!” or f-ck my wife. used literally, or in place of fml. please fmw. a revolutionary j-panese wrestling promotion. one of the first promotions with “deathmatches” (extremely violent […]