Spwnage

a new take on the word ownage/pwnage. this word is used to describe sp-wn owning/pwning somebody in a video game immediately after they sp-wn (much like a sp-wn kill) however, in order for it to spwnage the person must be completely demolished (e.g. killed using an explosive).

this is probably best noted while playing the game mode search and destroy on modern warfare 2. players, known as spwners, have the sp-wn locations on every map memorized. these spwners fire off all rounds of noob tube/thumper/at4-hs at the opposing teams sp-wn in order to kill as many of them possible. most spwners will use a combination of the perks one man army and danger close in order to maximize their killing potential. however, one man army replaces their secondary weapon, so some prefer to use sleight of hands so they can use an explosive secondary as well as fire off their shots at a much faster rate.

usually after dying from a spwner the player will yell and swear and accuse the creators of modern warfare 2 that their game is inbalanced and stupid.
last night i did terrible on modern warefare 2. i was playing search and destroy and round after round i just kept dying from the spwnage. there was nothing i could do about it too. i even tried switching to blast shield but it didn’t help there was just too many rounds of noob tubing.
the act of “pwning” some with a spoon.
that game of spoon -ssasain was the spwnage!
1.spectacular pro owning is its full name, abbreviated to spwning, obviously its defintion is to beat someone(usually in a computer game based environment although is also used in several other places) to such a high extent that it drives them to the grave with embarr-ssment.
to such a point that they’d wish they’d never picked that controller up, or even looked at you.

2.spwning can only be acheived with a fair witness to support the player’s cry for spwnage. and spwnage can only occur if the opposition has been shredded of every last teaspoon of dignity. such as repeatedly pwning the player, rematch after rematch.

3.can also be called spwning.
1.”omgzzzzzz jusz pwnd ths n0ob to the max”
“i know dude that was sum extremee spwning i saw”

2.person1:”dude are these meatb-lls an spaghetti-o’s im eating?!”
person2:”no u n0ob, rofl thats the waste in the sink pipes!!”
person3:”!!!spwnage!!!!!
person1:”0_o”

3. kills deaths

player1 634 -6 (wtf?)

player2 1.5 9999999999999999##9$%^errortoohigh