squadouche


squadouche means zero, zip, nada, nothing, perhaps even less than nothing.
“so i’ve been out on 5 dates with this chick, i figured i would’ve gotten laid by now. i haven’t even gotten a kiss yet. i got the big squadouche with this girl!
nothing; nothing of value.
i bet you off your (poker) hand when all i held was squadouche.
a mythical bear that smells like rich mahogany.
i’m as strong and majestic as squadouche.
nothing, in a bad way

a combination of squat+douche
“i’ve got squadouche.” (my poker hand resulted in nothing)

“what are you doing?” “squadouche”
(like on a friday night when you are at home being lame because you have nothing better to do)
a tool, nerd, nebbish, or otherwise annoying fellow.
when my colleague advised me to bring my satchel to the client’s offices, i thought to myself, “what a squadouche that guy is. who uses the word ‘satchel?'”
a term used to refer to huge douchebags. usually used in reference to a guy that completely sucks to the point that he has surp-ssed doucheness. he will usually have gelled hair and a shirt unb-ttoned three-five b-ttons.
so i was talking to this chick and this total squadouche came and interrupted. all he talked about was his new f-ckin hair cut and taking yager bombs.
it means to move douchebag!
i couldn’t get that rich white boy to squadouche.

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