squarepants
an angular style of culottes, popularised by spongebob squarepants, a discarded kitchen sponge of ambivalent s-xuality.
“hey hon, do these squarepants make my b-tt look big? (no petal, it’s yo’ great fat -ss makes your b-tt look big.)”
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to have two glocks in your pants, handles facing in, thus looking like square pants, used by ali vegas in his song sponge bob
see that guy over there, hes packin square pants, watch out for him
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