squeak
verb.
to fart.
you know the guy renting the room next door ? he’s always squeakin’.
a sound i hear repeatedly every night from my parents bedroom.
-squeak squeak squeak- …
what are they doing in there?
a person who is annoying because they act child like; and or a person who is annoying because they are unskilled and unexpierenced in certain things.
“kim still plays with barbies, she’s sucha squeak”
“dave didn’t know what 69 meant, he’s sucha squeak”
squeak is someone who is a little b-tch for someone,or someone extremly cool and is everyone friends
squeak is a lil b-tch,or squeak is f-cking kick -ss
#squeak #b-tch #kick #-ss #n-gg-r
the sound your adorable girlfriend makes when she’s laughing! sometimes she does it when she’s scared, and she gets angry when you tell her about it!
guy: hey check this out!
girl: hahahahha -squeak-
guy: ha you squeaked!
girl: no, i didn’t! -squeak-
guy: you did it again!
#cute #squeak #girl #girlfriend #sound #deny
that nickname you give the coolest guy in the world after he mistakes a bed for a girl.
squeak was slamming that girl last night and all he heard was squeaking.
#nickname #male #jungle p-ssion #milk master #pimp
vb. n.
to squeak.
1. vb. to copulate in a not so vulgar manner, esp. with someone you don’t know. eg. hey, why don’t we squeak?
2. vb. to flirt s-xually or be seen to “pet heavy” on another in public so that it seems the two of you might copulate then, or sometime in the near future. eg. holy sh-t, look, david and susan are getting a little squeaky over there.
eg. let’s get squeaky, marsha.
3. n. one’s referenced chance to get laid or incident of having been laid in the past. also, this can be in reference to a s-xual partner
eg. what about that squeak you had?
eg. you gonna get your squeak anytime soon?
all examples are listed above for ease of reference.
when a man -j-c-l-t-s on the door handle of a shower in a caravan park and then proceeds to get the shakes
hayden just squeaked the sh-t out of that door handle
#hayden #carter #man goo #spoof #j-zz #squeak
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