squeeds
sk-wee-d
invented by gio torralba from blackpool uk,
the word basically means anything and can be used in pretty much any context.
person 1: argh!
person 2: w-ssup?
person 1: my mum is peckin baree squeed
person 1: what you having for tea?
person 2: probs just some squeed on toast
person 1: how much dosh you got?
person 2: um, about 8 squeed
person 1: why are you walking funny?
person 2: i think i’ve sprained by squeed
person 1: i got an a in my exam! what about you?
person 2: an a? you gay? i got squeed!
when a fangirl/fanboy gets so excited about a choosen fandom, character or celebrity that they almost -rg-sm.
did you see that picture of nathan fillion? i think i just squeed a little.
awful, mean, non-watermelon loving beings whom reside anywhere and everywhere, of which all people, and dogs/hamsters, should be afraid of. even the boogieman is afraid of the squeeds, so we must join together to fight and conquer the squeeds. may also be translated to german as das squeeds!
d-mn you squeeds!!!!, (you must shake youre fist menacingly as you say so.) or
to attack something and do an impressive amount of damage, only to learn that it has exactly one hit point left.
you: “dude, is it dead yet???”
gm: “nope. you squeed it.”
you: “mother f-cker!”
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