Sterned
to get screwed over by someone who makes up ridiculous rules/enforces rules that you don’t like. derived from former nba commissioner david stern.
we got sterned, nate said a bounce counts as 3 cups at his house, such bullsh-t.
like owned or pwned, but only useable in a political context. used when you have achieved victory in an (often online) political debate.
common misspellings such as “sternt”, “sternd” and “sternz0red” are also acceptable.
winner one : “omfg, sterned biyatch”
winner two : “yeah, u got sternt lol”
the realization that you spend far too much time on a meaningless internet forum, instead of focusing on the things in your life that matter most.
wow, i’m feeling sterned right now. i need to reexamine my priorities!
a situation in which no matter what you do you can’t get that last piece of sh-t out of your -ss.
i missed the concert because i got sterned for 2 hours.
the act of getting extremely drunk and not remembering half of the night
we sterned it up last night
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