Squid-Spider-People Logic
which can be applied to whenever illuminati/conspiracy theory obsessed nutjobs try to be all intellectual while still upholding their obnoxious conspiracy theorist wannabe behavior.
“i am excluding you from the group because the squid-spider-people logic says so.”
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