squintercourse
squintercourse is two people with bad eyesight doing the wild thing.
pasquale: so how did your night with debbi go?
enrico: we both took off our gl-sses and it turned into a total squintercourse.
i believe at one point i was boffing her bellyb-tton.
pasquale: yikes!
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