Squirrel Dancer


a desperate and unattractive person (typically, but not exclusively female) on the dancefloor of a nightclub that makes a p-ss at a man during the last few minutes before closing.
a friend may observe: “careful mate, the squirrel dancer will go twice round the floor, then home for your nuts.”

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