Squishy Hippo
a “squishy hippo” is a term used to describe a person who is disguisingly friendly but secretly a b-tch who may be hot but is a sl-twh-r- or a player with a really wide v-g-n-.
“squishy” is a name to describe the hidden b-tch within.
the name “hippo” comes from the hiding characteristic of a hippopotamus, being able to hide their anger by being calm and/or lazy.
friend: i’ll see you later, gurl.
squishy hippo:… ok, gurl. love ya bye!
(friend exits the room)
squishy hippo: oh god i hate her.
jack: dude i wanna f-ck that chick.
john: maybe, dude. but she’s a squishy hippo!
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