Squishy Love
the act of self masturbation (generally by females) upon sight of their s-xual partner to the point of extreme moisture in the v-g-n-l area. the name squishy love comes from the audible sound created during the act.
jill’s boyfriend returns home. jill see’s him, leads him to the bedroom where she then m-st-rb-t-s furiously, creating the aformentioned ‘squsihy’ noise.
the boyfriend tell’s his friends what happened and could only describe the act as squishy love.
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