The Jane Goodall Award
jane goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.
this award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
person a: vaccines cause autism!
person b: actually they don’t (cites a source)
person a: that’s your opinion (slanderous name)
person c: i nominate person b for the jane goodall award
person a: lolz wat?
person c: nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.
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