St Maurice
one of the sh-tty parts of plympton, along with hemerdon heights. where the not posh people who are trying to be posh end up. overrun with a mix of chavs and emos who, wierdly, seem to get along.
person 1: mate i’m rich, i’m moving to plympton.
person 2: st maurice, you tw-t. that doesnt count.
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