stalagtron


a long spindly rock formation, found in caves, that protrudes from the cave wall in a horizontal fashion. this formation is similar in appearance to a stalact-te or stalagmite but much less common.
mark: oh my god, come check out this stalagtron.

will: you have got to be kidding.

mark: no way, check it out, it’s at least 13 feet long and completely horizontal.

will: get the hammer, we’re never going to have to work another day in our lives.

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