Stand in husband


a guy who askes his best friend to stay at his house while he’s out of town ect. and keep an eye on his wife to make shure anyone else don’t f-ck her while he’s gone and as part of the agreement his best friend can’t f-ck his wife because it’s okay because there best friends.
john is a stand in husband this week.

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