standard microwave cooking time (smct)


n. to disregard listed microwave oven instructions and instead use a personalized set time to heat any and all microwaveable food items
i can’t find the box for the popcorn so i’ll just use standard microwave cooking time (smct) and hope it doesn’t burn.

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