Standby Stan
a man who one is able to fall back on as a last resort; someone who is kept in readiness to serve as a subst-tute.
nancy: hey, why don’t you ever go out with so-and-so?
claire: i don’t really like him, i just keep leading him on in case things don’t work out with what’s-his-name.
nancy: oh, so he’s your standby stan.
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