stank dangler
n. a piece of sh-t that has yet to be dislodged from ones -n-s hole. this often occurs when said poo is similar in consistency to that of peanut b-tter and the person wants not to wipe prior to releasing the t-rd into the bowl. the desire to forego wiping is brought about by one not wanting to wipe said -sshole 30 – 50 times. techniques employed in an effort to break off the rogue t-rd include, bouncing and pulling b-tt cheeks apart, and – as a last resort – severe straining and contraction of the stomach muscles.
bernice: girl, guess what i did last night?
gina: what?
bernice: i broke two blood vessels in my cornea tryin to dislodge a 3 pound stank dangler from my dirty booty hole
gina: wow! did you save it?
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