Staple Buster
a uoig ™ report that is so long it requires more then one staple to securely bind the doc-ment. this is a result of one staple only penetrating the first half of the report.
a) did you see travis’s report for this friday?
b) yeah man, that thing is a real staple buster. i will be up all night reading that d-mn thing. i tried to staple it and only bound half of the doc-ment, what’s worse is the stapler is toast.
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