Star Muncher
the act of disguising one’s moral beliefs… and sense of smell, manning up, and lowering the mouth device towards another’s -n-s for -n-l intrusion. the tongue must penetrate the -n-s (which resembles a star fish)-note: key for the receiver’s stimulation – this act can be performed on any creature and in any environment. best bet…not to disclose this information to any peers under the age of 16 as it will inevitably be misinterpreted as h-m-s-xuality and out right disgusting.
man… i knew rick ate a ton of p-ssy in his late teens but c’mon sandy…now he’s a f-ckin’ star muncher??? he’s gonna need a diaper for his upper lip if he wants to graduate on time.
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