state farm
one of the best insurance companies when it comes to taking care of customers. a bit expensive, but they pay out no questions asked, unless of course you make a habit of filing claims.
d-mnit!! i just wrecked my ride…
2 days later: sweet!! i just got a fat check from state farm!!
a realy bad insurance company. this insurance company is usualy -ssociated with ripping people off and employing t-rd burgaling -ssholes. (see. t-rd burglar)
oh cr-p. i just got into a accident, and i am about to die. i want to get my car fixed even though i am gonna die, but i have state farm.
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